Friday, February 2

Sarcastic man says "Burning fossil fuels is causing global warming? NO WAY!"

Wow, they finally said it...and scientists are 90% sure that the burning of fossil fuels is causing the Earth to heat up. NO KIDDING? What else did you think it was? A fluke? A one time thing? Have you noticed that there's no snow where there used to be? Have you noticed the storms are bigger and badder than ever? Have you noticed chunks of the Arctic falling off? Canada is shrinking!

Then, lobbying groups in all of their infinate wisdom and care for the general good of people, go ahead and do something like this. Attempting to pay off scientists in an attempt to prevent this information from becoming public or skewing the information to seem less awful. From a company that made $75,000 a minute last year, you'd a-thought they would have tried to bribe them with more than $10,000 per scientist...

My action plan is sometimes through inaction. I act by recycling, using incandescent bulbs, reusing items, turning off lights and water, etc, etc, etc, that is my action...but I also refuse to give business to people who have such blantent disregard for the future. Join my inaction in boycotting any gas, goods and services from Exxon, Esso or Mobile stations...maybe this year they'll only make $70,000 a minute.

That is my political rant of the day, but really yo...we can't just sit around and pick our noses when it comes to the environment. It's like shitting where you eat. That's just gross and no one will want to be your friend .