Tuesday, April 26

Cookie Monster has changed his tune...

..when will the madness end? When will people be accountable for their own actions? I can't believe that Sesame Street has made Cookie Monster sing about cookies as a "sometimes food". Ok, seriously, if I had a kid and (s)he came up to me and said "can I have a cookie" and I said "no" and (s)he said "well Cookie Monster gets to eat cookies whenever he wants to!" I would then remind them that Cookie Monster is a PUPPET, he's NOT real, you are a KID and you can't have cookies all the time. The day Cookie Monster is to blame for all the fatass kids in the world, is the day I eat my own foot. I'm sure the fat kids have nothing to do with the poor eating choices of their fat, lazy parents.

A kid came up to me at the museum the other day, he was flexing his fingers. I asked him what he was doing. He said he was "getting his fingers warmed up to play video games" when he got home. He was 10 and weighed at least 180 pounds. Yeah kid play video games and eat cookies while you're at it.

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